Dating an Aries Woman

So you've encountered a sexy Aries woman and you want to know the inside tricks to make her fall in love with you, eh? Well, this tongue in cheek article might be just the thing you're looking for, cos, as an Aries woman, I'm going to give you an earful. Which is something you really ought prepare for in advance, regardless, as one of the Aries woman's favorite past times. Honestly, if it were an Olympic sport, we'd win gold every time, and we'd enjoy every minute of it. But let me not give you the impression we're overly aggressive -- that's only 95% of our disposition. Let me tell you bout the other 5%.

Aries woman thinks like a man

Ok, maybe we don't think exactly like a man does, but of all the astrological signs a woman can have, we come the closest. We even act more like a man than other women in the sense that we are known to love and leave a man without thinking twice about it. Not that we do that if we're in love, or anything; it's just that, like men, we don't see the point in making pretense out of a one night stand that we know will never amount to anything more than a one night stand. Not that we can't be sensitive, mind you. Make us feel fat or ugly and you'll be drowning in our waterworks, cos we can be real babies like that.

Aries woman knows exactly what she wants

The trouble is, we change our minds more frequently than our knickers and what we want today could be the polar opposite of what we wanted yesterday. This may cause some confusion for some men, but don't worry, it's perfectly normal to us. We're also the queens of starting huge, ambitious projects and then getting bored two days into it. It's not that can't finish what we start, it's just that we start something for the challenge of it, and as soon as it's clear we can easily finish it, it's no longer a challenge. Did I mention we're natural Schizophrenics, as well?

Aries woman loves a big strong man

This helps us to feel feminine, cos we tend to have such strong personalities. If you're a sensitive guy, not only will we accidentally shred you at some point, your sensitivity could be a downer for us as well because it could make us feel more like a guy than a girl, and let's make no mistake -- Aries woman is all woman, even at her most aggressive and "masculine". We tend to be the outdoorsy, adventurous type, but don't let that put you off if you're not into that sort of thing; there are plenty of types of exercise we'd be happy to engage in at home. Which brings me to the most important thing:

Aries woman needs lots of hanky panky

We are like men in this respect as well. We will wither up and get real cranky on you if we're not tended to real regularly like. (That was my Mae West impression, how'd I do?) And we love a good caveman but you'd best not be the arrogant, abusive type, or you'll wake up to us serving your boys on a platter. What? You don't like breakfast in bed? (BTW, did I mention we can be vindictive little things?)